The Coasts

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The Coasts are regions of America where everything is so weak and there is no chance of dying and there is no chance that a strong wind will pull a piece of sheet metal through your cousin's neck. There is no glory, there is no chance that your buddy loses his life to a piece of stray sheetrock on the job site, there is no harrumph. Throughout the coastal regions of the United States, even when you cum, your body is like "eh" and the semen comes out and kinda looks out and sometimes goes back.