Bryan Callens is a fascinating man who was, not in the old testament, but was in the new testament. He was a jedi and has seen many many many moons. He is well known by Native Americans as they created drawings of Bryan Callens on Hims ("the weiner pills/giraffe makers") and cave walls. If you put your ear up to a seashell that you find on a mountain, you can hear the shell ask for Bryan Callens.
Bryan Callens was formed when a huge 100-foot wave fused with a rainbow that was shooting through the sky. At the same moment, an eagle flew right in and there was a triumvirate of water and rainbow and egality. This is the very moment that Bryan Callens was created.